They are definitely recurrent themes.

The Good Boy (Can you screw him? He might cry.)


The Huggable (You want to hug him, but do you WANT to screw him? Probably not.)


The Creeper (Hits on waitress when you’re in the bathroom.)



The Competitor (The guy who can’t shut up and who can’t be wrong. Or lose. To a girl.)

The Sissy (Does he like you? He doesn’t know.)


The Mamma’s Boy (Don’t take it personally, it’s just that your breasts will never be enough.)


The Artist (Brooder and the Asshole + ponytail and a studio apt + heroin)


The Trust Fund Hippie (Wants to talk about the environment until he rolls up in a BMW SUV.)

The Barista (Loves everyone. Is loved by everyone. Is completely unavailable.)


The Mechanic/Construction Worker/Professional Athlete (Applies himself to physical tasks like a champ. Otherwise…)


The Student (Lives in the world of academia. Probably lives out more fantasies in his bedroom than you do. Will rarely, if ever, venture out.)


The Modern-day Chauvinist (If you shave your armpits, legs or nether regions, will likely look down upon you as an unfortunate, brainwashed female. Loves his “This is what a feminist looks like” t-shirt.)