…are these truly recurrent themes? Or just a good time? No matter- they’re fun.

-The Anti-Indie (the poor thing tries and tries but to no avail. just don’t tell him that. he might cry.)


-The Pseudo-Indie (almost there! but don’t introduce him to your real indie friends. they will make him cry.)


-The Brooder (Mr. Darcyesque- will make you cry. then will go home and cry. or drink.)


-The Asshole (you cry. you take him back. you cry again.)


-The DIT (douche in training)


-The Overcompensator (has perfect image of perfect date, at the expense of the poor girl on the date)


-The Dog-lover (makes out with his dog in front of the girl he’s supposed to smooch)


-The Cat-lover (read above)


-The Closeted (offers to swiffer other people’s desks at work and wears the apron upon request. yipee!)


-The Architect (tries to demolish and rebuild girlfriends’ self worth)


-The Technerd (easily recognizeable by lee-tle belly and kind of pastey skin. Otherwise moderately effeminate but sweet.)